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Well, pardners it looks to be another one o’ them hoary – that’s hoary, not whore-y, getcher dad-blamed mind outta the gutters, now lissen up! It’s-a one o’ them hoary days when a gal has to drive a Buster here and there, far and yonder and a kitten cain’t jus’ sit here a-typin’ and a-rantin’ all day when they’s things to do! Ass-rot, I got things to do!

Din I jes’ say to git yer mind outta the gutter! You go wash out yer mind with some lye and sody! Ass-rot, I said LYE and SODY, if you think I’m-a cussin’, when alls I’m sayin’ is a thing is rot or rung. I don’t know why y’all have trouble unnerstandin’ me, W gits it! Ass-rot, he do!

Now, I been-a gettin’ a couple crotchety emails, here an’ agin’ from some folks who druther I’d not link around to other bloggers and stories on account of it seems lazy that I’m not actually writin’ but am jes’ a-pointin’ the way to others who’re doin’ the heavy work. My mama told me never to say “bite me” to anyone, so I won’t. I’ll just say that a smart cowgirl knows how to travel the clearest paths to stay outta trouble and git the li’l doggies home, and that’s what I’m-a aimin’ to do!

So while I hitch on my britches and snap on my spurs and tuck in my nickleplated Smith n’ Wesson, y’all enjoy these tasty links I have lasso’ed and corralled up’n for ye and quit yer bellyachin’ or ye get no dessert and no dancin’ girls, neither! As granny always said with a guffaw as she sewed up her bloomers an’ pushed out her wooden dentures, “ye can bite the links, or ye can bite me!”

First up, my galpal Charlotte done pointed out this here great piece by Cathy Siepp, wherein she imagines Jesus as a policy wonk. Politicians are many, many things, but they ain’t our savior, that’s fer damn shur!

An’ speakin’ o’ God, Amy Welborn is a-wondern why it is science don’t mind when the Dalai Lama tells ’em to straighten up and act right, but they mind it when the pope do! Ass-rot, I said the Pope! A dad-blamed cowgirl can defend a papist if’n she wants!

Now, this Rocky-feller, guy, he’s a troublin’ dude. They’s all manner of words bein’ written about him, but I’m a-takin’ with these words he apparently wrote all by hisself about how to take down a president. Seems like to me a man ought not try to take down a president ‘cept in the most honorable way, but thas not what this Rocky-what-all was plannin’. Just looka whut he wrote in 2003:

2) Assiduously prepare Democratic ‘additional views’ to attach to any interim or final reports the committee may release. Committee rules provide this opportunity and we intend to take full advantage of it.

In that regard we may have already compiled all the public statements on Iraq made by senior administration officials. We will identify the most exaggerated claims. We will contrast them with the intelligence estimates that have since been declassified. Our additional views will also, among other things, castigate the majority for seeking to limit the scope of the inquiry.

The Democrats will then be in a strong position to reopen the question of establishing an Independent Commission [i.e., the Corzine Amendment.]

3) Prepare to launch an independent investigation when it becomes clear we have exhausted the opportunity to usefully collaborate with the majority. We can pull the trigger on an independent investigation of the administration’s use of intelligence at any time. But we can only do so once.

The best time to do so will probably be next year,

Gol-darn if that don’t make me wanna throw down my hat an’ spit in my hands! He writes a like sissy-boy plannin’ a tea party but in truth he’s a-plannin’ coup d’état. I’ll coup d’état his lily-white ass all over the cactus, I will! Jes’ bring ‘im over here and lemmee at ‘im! An’ here’s why he an’ the rest of ’em think they can gits away with it, but they can only do that if’n we lets ’em! Ass-rot, if’n we lets em git away with arguin’ outta their asses an’ re-writin’ the past an’ paintin’ the skies red an’ callin’ em blue or jes’ plain lyin’ outright (ass-rot, OUTRIGHT) or spinnin’ themselves like a colored cycle until they end up blabbin about they own treason, I’ll tell you whut!

Apperpo o’ nuthin, I like this Clinton quote about how he’d grab a rifle and go fight and die for Israel! Does my heart good to read it but someone better show the boy how to keep from blowin’ his honeybubbles to bits, cuz I ‘spect he don’t know nuthin’ ’bout arms.

Eurabia. Amazin’. But it’s truth that American intervention gets results. Ass-rot, it DO!

My non-Japanese fren’ Kobyachoo has more to say on Jimmeh Carter than he already said las’ night with Dr. Sanity!

And ain’t this jes’ like the Frenchies!. Come to think of it, so’s this!

Awright, thas it, an’ yippeekayyeh little doggies, I’m bracin’ into my boots and ready to hit the trail. Ya’ll read those’n links and be prepared. After supper they’ll be a test, and if you gets yer facts wrong, ye’ll get a boot up yer butt makes yer spine come out yer head, I’ll tell you whut, ass-rot! Y’all behave! Go lookee here.