But Does It Come With A Flipped-Up Tie, a Pointy-Haired Boss, and a Nihilist Dog?

I Totally Missed Baby’s First Cubicle.

Why be outside, lying on your stomach in the clover with wrens twittering over your head, when you could be doing pretend spreadsheets, sending around pretend inter-office memos, and forwarding pretend email jokes?

Or, if office geek isn’t really your bag, how about this?

I mean, I’m all about encouraging other people to do the housekeeping  . . .

And why the heck does it say “Girls Only?” Son, put down that mop AT ONCE, and track some mud on the floor for your sister to clean up.

H/T

PS: 6-year-old, her eye happening to fall on the image of My Cleaning Trolley:   I want that.

8-year-old, regarding the cubicle dealie: We could get a bunch of those and play Dilbert.

Just what I was hoping for.