Happy Easter y’all…

… My Easter gift to you all. Because I am a giver.

There was a time when I seriously considered moving to Seattle. Emphasis on was.

I know, I know. Easter mass is long, and crowded, and you have to park miles away and get there an hour early to camp out in the pews because of the Chreasters. But just know, somewhere in Seattle someone suffered infinitely more.

They should be giving out golden tickets to heaven for making it through that liturgy.