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… The Furer shows us his best side. The unbelievable arrogance of this man… “Here Your Majesty, have this iPod with my speeches loaded on it, Here P.M. have some shitty DVD’s you can’t even watch when you get home… just a little something from the White House gift shop. Now excuse me while I snivel and grovel for King Abdullah. Praise Allah! Hey America… lookit my ass! Kiss it.” Read more

… patron saint of chemists, students, lost causes, nurses, procrastinators, against test anxiety, against chemical fires and the mathmatically challenged; pray for me a simple student. I have a pretty hefty test I am taking this afternoon. Read more

… I put a piece of cardboard, instead of lunch meat, in my son’s sandwich. On the card board are the words “April Fools!”. I am at work now patiently waiting for someone to discover the fake mouse hidden in the break room refrigerator. Read more

… He does mighty fine work. Read more

pictured clockwise from bottom left corner; The Crescat, Terry Nelson, Thom Curnutte, CUAguy, Angela Messenger,and Cathy of Alex. Read more

… they both could pass as a steak cooked me. I tenderize. I marinade. I season. I sautee onions. And all I am left with for my efforts is a piece of dry chewy meat I can’t even get the dog to eat. I mean it didn’t even taste like meat. How do you do that?! …this constant diet of TV dinners is depressing. Read more

… The local Housing Authority has issued all recipients of Section 8 Housing Vouchers the following addendums; there will be no more zero rental payments for residents on the voucher program. The minumum rental balance will now be $50.00 starting May 2009. Yes. You read that right. No more free rent. No more $15 a month rent. If you are on government subsidies than your rent will be at least $50 a month. I work in property management and some... Read more

… for me to be proved right about Tony Blair’s admittance into the Catholic Church. I stated, we’d be better off with out him. We should never be so quick to induct into our ranks someone who has continually and publicly opposed everything the Church teaches on the most basic fundamental issues… at least not without subjecting them to two years of most daffy ass touchy feeling RCIA one can concoct. Then see had badly Mr. Blair wants to be... Read more

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