2009 Cannonball Awards
2010 Cannonball Awards
2011 Cannonball Awards
Is it a Church or a Prison Contest
… and on the third day He rose from the dead and was like, “Whaaaaaat?”, and the people were all like, “Whaaaaaat?”.
2009 Cannonball Awards
2010 Cannonball Awards
2011 Cannonball Awards
Is it a Church or a Prison Contest
… and on the third day He rose from the dead and was like, “Whaaaaaat?”, and the people were all like, “Whaaaaaat?”.
… to commemorate another year of multiple nominations in a new media award event where I don’t stand a snow ball’s chance in hell of winning, I would like to announce the annual… 2011 CANNONBALL CATHOLIC BLOG AWARDS™©! ta da.
It’s an annual tradition here on The Crescat, five years in the making, where I celebrate being completely under appreciated and snubbed in favor of that dude, what’s his name, Peters-something-or-another.
It’s a Blog Award for all us under appreciated types, and you are strictly forbidden from nominating anyone that has written a book… and that Peters guy. And fanciful cooking bird watching priests. And anybody else who has a blog better than me. So good luck with that.
Updated 9/2/11: Nominations are now closed!
The categories are:
Best Blog By A Religious
Standing On My Head
Orthometer
Reverend Know It All
Hell Burns
The Deacon’s Bench
Katholikos Diakonos
Whosoever Desires
Adam’s Ale
Dating God
Monks And Mermaids
Catholic Under The Hood
Msgr. Charles Pope
Best Political Blog
Adrienne’s Catholic Corner
Opinionated Catholic
Truth Forward
The American Catholic
More Catholic Than The Pope
Cleansing Fire
Black Sheepdog
Real Catholic TV
Eponymous Flower
Best Armchair Theologian
Cleansing Fire
Abbey Roads
Ask Sister Mary Martha
Dorian Speed
Quiet Dignity and Grace
Puffs Stuff
No Wealth But Life
Truth Forward
Accepting Abundance
Little Catholic Bubble
Pray Tell
Idle Speculations
Best Visual Treat
Orbis Catholicus Secondus
Betty Beguiles
Mary Mother Church
Spirit’s Sword
Enlarging The Heart
View From The Back Pew
Rome Of The West
Way Of Beauty
Sancte Pater
Corpus Immobilis Errantem Animum
Drawn To Catholicism
Gladuis Spiritus
Dust On The Shelves
Idle Speculations
Art & Design by Jim LePage
Most Church Militant
Cleansing Fire
Orthometer
V For Victory
Defend Us In Battle
Best New Kid on The Block
That Strangest of Wars
Catholic Drinkie
Secret Vatican Spy
Accepting Abundance
Marc Cardaronella
Barefoot And Pregnant
Heart For God
With Eager Feet
Steve Gershom
Coffee and Canticles
Reverend Know It All
Best Blog By A Heretic
Bridget Mary’s Blog
Ray Grosswirth
Bad Vestments
It Came From Allen’s Brain
Black Sheepdog
Pithless Thoughts
Dust On The Shelves
Faith in the 21st Century
Best Under Appreciated Blog
Fallen Sparrow
Heirs in Hope
These Stone Walls
Alive and Young
The Heresy Hunter
Korrektiv
Wynken Blynkn and Nod
Shoved To Them
Reverenced Reading
Kissing The Leper
No Wealth But Life
These Stone Walls
Darwin Catholic
Smaller Manhattans
View From The Back Pew
Barefoot And Pregnant
Our Word & Welcome To It
B-Movie Catechism
Perpetual Jubilee
Blessed Is The Kingdom
Catholic Laboratory
Magpie Collective
Best Spiritual Treat
Heirs in Hope
A Friar Minor
The Wine Dark Sea
Mary Mother Church
Joe Versus The Volcano
Betty Duffy
Defend Us In Battle
Adoro Te Devote
Finding Grace Within
Monks And Mermaids
Catholic By Grace
Blessed Is The Kingdom
Best Bat Shit Crazy
Orthometer
I Have To Sit Down
B-Movie Catechism
Digital Hairshirt
Redneck Reflections
Best Potpourri of Popery
Happy Catholic
The Curt Jester
The Hell With It
Darwin Catholic
Shirt Of Flame
Shoved To Them
Ten Thousand Places
Charlotte Was Both
Snarkiest Catholic Blog
Abbey Roads
Patrick Vandapool
The Recovering Dissident Catholic
Saint Kitsch
The Hell With It
Acts of The Apostasy
Lisa Graas
Most Hifreakinlarious
Acts Of The Apostasy
Patrick Vandapool
Belinda’s Brain
Ironic Catholic
Bad Catholic
Redneck Reflections
House Unseen. Life Unscripted.
Best Blog That Needs to be Updated More Often
St. Monica’s Kneelers
Catholic Beer Review
Catholic Culture and Society
Alive and Young
Recovering Dissident Catholic
Catholic Drinkie
Our Lady’s Tears
St. Anthony’s Walnut Tree
Deny The Cat
*Rules, disclaimers, fine print and legalese: When making nominations please indicate category, blog name and include blog link. If you don’t, I will not mark the nomination. Please do not email me nominations. Leave them in the comment box. In the past, I have excepted email nominations but it got too damn confusing. Also, try to avoid duplicate nominations. If you see some one already made the nomination you intended; spare us.
If you were nominated but wish to disassociate yourself as far away from me as possible, email me at the_crescat@yahoo.com. I will understand perfectly.
Nominees and winners of the 2011 Catholic Cannonball Awards™© receive no prizes, just the sweet sweet satisfaction that they were only slightly better than no one else really all that special. They reserve bragging rights and the distinction of being fantastical ordinary! Yay! You’re an awesome average blogger. Enjoy your victory.
Voting will begin in a special poll on September 17, 2011. Remember, do NOT leave your votes in this comment box.
… did you know all it takes to be a self proclaimed expert is a blog? Blogger will magically bestow these credentials upon you. Seriously. I got my fancifully engraved diploma right beside me… Doctorate in Catholic Stuff with a minor in Shitty Art. It’s totally legit.
Don’t believe me. There are all manor of experts blogging just search for yourself… marriage experts who are “experts” simply because they managed to make it down the aisle, child “psychologists” specializing in child rearing just because they have a kid or two, people giving medical advice because they once dated a doctor or worked as a receptionist in a chiropractor’s office, or simply Catholic “theologians” who write Catholic blogs because they converted and that makes them an expert in their field.
There’s no doubt some of these individuals are intelligent and well read but that does not mean they are in any position to be giving advice. And we are certainly not obligated to take their advice. In fact, I would strongly suggest you question it at every turn. My fantastic readers are always quick to bring it to my attention when I err, which is often. Good. It keeps me humble. If you don’t agree with me, marvelous! As the saying by Jane Austen goes “I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.”
Never ask for advice you aren’t prepared to hear. And if you do, always always consider the source. If you have a genuine concern; be it regarding your health, faith or love life, take it to legitimate sources. Seek the appropriate and professional counsel of someone who knows what the hell they are talking about. I guarantee you it won’t be found here on Blogger.
With that, I will now solemnly proclaim myself an expert in fire arms, divorce, food poisoning, liquor mixology, Catholic Kitsch and Queen of the Un-Finished Novena!
… Eucharistic Congress, Sept 10 & 11. Also, the Catholic Company is having a warehouse sale this weekend with benefits going to the Misionaries of the Poor. Time for me to load up on yard statues and my much loved kitsch.
… I got new neighbors and, judging by the kitsch in their yard, they’re Catholic. Let the competition to be crowned the Tackiest Neighbor begin. At least this gives me an excuse to break out the Christmas lights a few months early. Oh, this is going to be so much fun.
… for the understanding and sympathetic words regarding my travel predicament. Please continue to pray for me. I might still be able to go in the first part of May… provided.
Please let this piece of shitty art express my humble gratitude. Ok, I can admit it, I am with Mr. Korger in kind of liking this. It has a certain earnest kitschy charm.
… here are the top ten tackiest representations of your birth…
Only in Florida with 52 votes Submitted by: The Young Catholic
Human Hair with 39 votes submitted by: Eric
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My personal fav; Cthulhu Nativity with 39 votes Submitted by: Mike
LSD Frogs with 28 votes Submitted by: Kathryn
The Birth of Cheeses of Nazareth with 18 Submitted by: Eric
Simpson’s Nativity with 14 votes Submitted by: The Young Catholic
Recycled Trash with 12 votes Submitted by: Jackie
Bottle Cap Nativity with 10 votes Submitted by: Lola
Balloon Nativity with 10 Submitted by: Eric
Fr. Erik’s favorite; the Bull Dogs with 10 Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
… Started by St. Francis in 1223, the nativity scene has become an endearing symbol commemorating the birth of Christ. Such a beautiful sentiment… some how I don’t suppose St. Francis ever fathomed his idea would be morphed into some gloriously awful kitsch and that I would hold a contest to crown the tackiest.
Voting has been divided in three parts based on it’s sheer volume. The top ten tacky nativities will be featured when voting is closed December 24th. Vote now and may the crappiest kitsch win!
# 2 Rubber Duckie submitted by: The Crescat
# 3 Bullwinkle the Flying Moose submitted by: Fr. Daren Zehnle
# 4 Mother Goose submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy
# 5 Eskimo Pie Submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy
# 6 Up on the Roof Top Submitted by: Catholic Eye Candy
# 7 Tacky Cut Out Submitted by: Ellyn
# 8 Bears and Shit Submitted by: Robert
# 9 Stars Wars Submitted by: Sooner Scotty
# 10 Kitsch Modern Submitted by: Mike in CT
# 11 Jenga Block Nativity Submitted by: Mike in CT
# 12 S’mores Nativity Submitted by: Mike in CT
# 13 Fing er Puppet Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann
# 14 In the Tree Top Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann
# 15 Bearstein Bear Nativity Submitted by: Betty-Ann
# 16 Weenie Dog Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 17 Christmas at the Pound Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 18 Bull Dog Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
#19 LSD Frog Nightmare Nativity Submitted by: Kathryn
# 20 Twist Tie Nativity Submitted by: Jaya
# 21 Mirror Nativity Submitted by: Jaya
# 22 Shitty Fiber Optic Star Nativity Submitted by: Jaya
# 23 Yard Snow Globe Nativity Submitted by: Jaya
# 24 White Wash Nativity Submitted by: Mike
# 25 Junk Yard Auto Part Nativity Submitted by: Mike
# 26 Recycled Trash Nativity Submitted by: Jackie
# 27 Lego Nativity Submitted by: Jackie
# 28 Creep Cat Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 29 Bar Soap Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 30 Depressed House Pets Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 31 Ginger Bread Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 32 Balloon Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 33 Veggie Tales Nativity Submitted by: Dixie
# 34 Jars of Clay Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 35 IKEA Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 36 A Charlie Brown Christmas Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 37 Stonehenge Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 38 Precious Moments Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 39 Country Kitsch Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 40 Inflatable Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 41 Fisher Price Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 42 Ye Haw – Lelujah Nativty Submitted by: Eric
# 43 Santa Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 44 Dome Arigato Mr. Roboto Submitted by: Eric
# 45 Play-doh Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas
# 46 Mute Holy Family Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas
# 47 Ugly Baby Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas
# 48 Feliz Navidad Nativity Submitted by: Familias Catolicas
# 49 Cthulhu Nativity Submitted by: Mike
# 50 Plastic Yard Kitsch Submitted by: Paulinus
# 51 Canine Nativity Submitted by: Paulinus
# 52 Roger Rabbit Nativity Submitted by: Allen’s Brain
# 53 Something’s Missing Nativity Submitted by: Allen’s Brain
# 54 Oyster Shell Nativity Submitted by: Tim
# 55 This Lil Piggy Went to Bethlehem Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 56 Raccoon Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 57 Basset Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 58 Commercial Kitsch Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 59 Flying Bears Nativity Submitted by: Tina aka Snupjake
# 60 Fuzz Ball Nativity Submitted by: Melissa
# 61 Coconut Shell Nativity Submitted by: Melissa
# 62 Carved by a Toddler Nativity Submitted by: Melissa
# 63 U.F. Ho Ho Ho Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 64 Cheese Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 65 I’m Not Fat, It’s a Gland Problem Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 66 Sock Monkey Nativity Submitted by: Eric
# 67 Bees Wax Nativity Submitted by: Paul Cat
# 68 Magpie Nativity Submitted by: Zanshin [copyright]
# 69 Palin’s Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic
# 70 Simpson Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic
# 71 Florida Retirement Center Nativity Submitted by: The Young Catholic
# 72 Wax Museum Nativity Submitted by: Robert
# 73 Bottle Cap Nativity Submitted by: Lola
# 74 Why I Hate Thomas Kincaid Nativity Submitted by: Jane