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GOD GIRL ON CNN’S “SHOWBIZ TONIGHT”

This just in: CNN has asked God Girl to appear on its nightly entertainment news program “Showbiz Tonight” on Monday to talk about The God Factor, celebrities and faith in general, and Mel Gibson’s religiously-loaded-and-entirely-cringeworthy meltdown last weekend. Poor soul.

So tune in, if you dare. “Showbiz Tonight” airs at 11 p.m. EST Monday, Aug. 7 on CNN’s Headline News channel in most locales.