Thought Life
Purely for fun, I decided to do a fake Twitter day. This is a satire, but it’s not hard-edged. For fun.
So here goes. The first and only Twitter entry of “owenstrachan”. I’m sure that at this point you’re holding your breath. Some events and persons have been created or edited for comedic effect.
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just kissed my wife and baby goodbye to go to work. I love them. 8:03am from web
driving in car to work 8:04am from otowntwitter
stop light. I’m stopped. 8:04:30am from otowntwitter
turning right. 8:04:35am from otowntwitter
this car smells. someone tweeted 8:05 am from otowntwitter
just had breakfast with @jaredcompton. I so appreciate that guy. 9:10am from web
just had a conversation with @markrogers. really appreciate him. we were in the hall. 9:15am from web
just had a conversation with @andynaselli. I appreciate him as well. we talked in my office. great ministry–so thankful 9:30am from web
heart is full of appreciation. appreciate you for reading this–grateful for your ministry 9:40am from web
received a funny email. I laughed. 9:45am from web
just shifted in my chair. my back hurts. contemplating another shift–I’ll let you know how it goes 10:00am from web
shifted again 10:01am from web
so you know, the shift worked 10:01:30am from web
started reading Nancy Pearcey’s Total Truth. loved page 17 10:30am from web
loved page 18 10:31am from web
page 19 was particularly stimulating 10:32am from web
page 20 was unsurpassed so far 10:33am from web
change that–page 21 set a new standard 10:34am from web
want to take Twitter seriously. maybe should stop reading. 10:35am from web
realized that I should keep it up. then, realized that I should probably twitter about each twitter 10:40am from web
just twittered 10:40:01 from web
just twittered about twittering 10:40:03am from web
just twittered about twittering about twittering 10:40:05am from web
just twittered about twittering about twittering about twittering 10:40:07am from web
new policy–no twittering (about twittering). 10:40:40am from web
just realized you could call twittering about twittering “retwittering”. or maybe “duplitwittering”. which reminds me of my favorite Twitterverse saying: someone tweeted. 10:50am from web
just had another conversation with @markrogers. remembered how much I appreciate that guy. he is so easy to appreciate. appreciation tank full to bursting 11:40am from web
take a break to stretch and walk. over the course of the break, stretch. then, walk. 12:00pm from web
lunch–Caesar wraps. chicken, tortilla, lettuce. and caesar dressing–of course! ate them slowly, chewing regularly, swallowing when appropriate. periodically drank water (some ice cubes floating in it–eventually they disappeared, lowering temperature of the water). when finished, threw away napkin (used about 40% of it). 12:30pm from web
page 22 of Pearcey blew me away 1:00pm from web
another break. this time, contemplate switching things up–maybe I’ll walk first, then stretch. 2:00pm from web
Yup–that was the perfect equation. first walked. then stretched. brilliant 2:01pm from web
afternoon snack. snickers. first bought it (79 cents); then unwrapped it; then ate it. digestion worked well 4:00pm from web
just saw @AndyNaselli again. in talking with him, was reminded of how thankful I am of his ministry. much to appreciate about him. highly appreciation-worthy 5:00pm from web
heading home for the day. just pushed in chair 5:30pm from web
driving home. this car still smells. <drumroll> someone tweeted 5:35pm from otowntwitter
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