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Our Gospel is Bigger than Yours

Cost $599.99

Location: Nashville with telecasts in Louisville, Dallas, Seattle, LA and Orlando

Speakers are 10 White Men, 5 of which wear suits and 5 of which cuss and wear Ed Hardy shirts.

Music will be led by a good natured bearded folk singer with “edgy” lyrics about sovereignty and reworkings of really old hymns of proper theological content all with never ending crescendos … and his pregnant wife.

Each sermon will be 45-50 minutes long, unless more time is desired. Topics will include

• The Primacy of Sovereignty in Theology,
• The Primacy of the Word Primacy in Preaching, The Primacy of Men in Relationships,
• The Primacy of Church Discipline,
• The Primacy of the Pastor’s will being done as an indication of His role as God’s Appointed,
• The Primacy of the Heresy of Emerging Christianity,
• A Discussion of the Heresy of Brian McLaren by the 10 speaker in which no one is allowed to dissent from the norm,
• Why Our Bible is better than yours,
• Why the Atonement is Not a Rose, but is a Tulip and
• Why We believe in Depravity of Man and the Sovereignty of God but Are Still Right about Everything.

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