Please Don’t…

…send me an email announcing that you have a new blog post.

…refer to a new blog post as “a new blog.”

…send me a Facebook message asking for prayers when I’ve never heard of you or your church before.

…send me a Facebook message hoping that I’ll look at your new post.

…send me a Facebook message inviting me to an event in another state.

…send me a Facebook message telling me that IN JUST THREE DAYS WE’RE CLOSING THIS GROUP AND MAKING IT A PAGE!!!  PLEASE LIKE THE PAGE!!!

Come to think of it, just don’t send me a Facebook message.  I hate Facebook messages.

Thanks for listening.

My rant is hereby concluded.

(My apologies in advance to all of you who will surely comment here, reminding me that I once sent you a Facebook message.)