Dr. Estrangedlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Church UPDATED

Dr. Estrangedlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Church UPDATED April 17, 2012


The word is that the Society of St. Pius X (SSPX) may be coming back home to Rome after a long journey through the wilderness. If true, I think that it’s great news.

Father Zulsdorf concurs, and knows waay more about this than Joe Six-Pack. The folks at Rorate Cæli have the complete scoop.

Disclaimer: I don’t know much about the SSPXer’s. But when it comes right down to it, I can truthfully say the same thing about the Jesuits, Franciscans, Rosminians, Calmodolese, Norbertines, Redemptorists, Carmelites, etc., etc. The difference between SSPX and the orders I mentioned above is that the former kind of went rogue (or went completely off the deep end, depending on who you ask), while all of the latter have stayed faithfully under allegiance to the Vatican (in this century, so far).

Bishop Fellay, Society of St. Pius X

Why do I think it’s good news? “Frank,” you may be asking, “shouldn’t there be only one way for Catholics to worship? Only one form of the Mass? Only celibate priests? Only one approved liturgy? A simple, uniform set of rules for how to worship so that everyone knows exactly what they are supposed to do and when? And absolutely, positively zero duplication and overlap?”

Not that anyone is asking my opinion or anything but I think all of the different ways that are approved under the Way are good. That is, as long as the Pope says so. If il Papa says SSPX are in compliance, and in communion with him, than it’s good enough for me.

Looking at it from a military point of view, the Catholic Church is like one, huge, Allied Army fighting in an ongoing and everlasting (until the end of time) world war. Just like in World War II, when the Allies teamed up to fight the Axis. All the different countries, different armies, regiments, divisions, etc. with their own set of norms, histories, elan, esprit, strengths (and weaknesses), all came together to fight a common foe.

General's Patton, Bradley, and Field Marshal Montgomery

Was the organization clean? On paper, maybe. Was the culture of Patton’s Third Army, for example, the same as Field Marshal Montgomery’s Eighth Army? Were the Royal Marines at odds with the Royal Fusiliers? Maybe in garrison, sure, but when at the front? Could the U.S. Marines have won the entire war by themselves? Dream on, Chesty (wherever you are).

Instead, it took the concerted, and collaborative efforts of all of the Allies (The U.S., Britain, Australia, New Zealand, et al.) working together and with the partisan resistance movements in France (and other conquered countries) to win the war. And it took the same efforts of all the parties to win the peace as well.

And so I say (when it’s official) Welcome Back SSPX! Let’s put a ring on your finger and slaughter the fattened calf! There will probably still be some epic bar-fights when the troops are on R&R, but as long as the war continues, that’s what the Shore Patrol is for.

Vive le reconciliation!


Catholic Herald – Vatican welcomes ‘encouraging’ SSPX response.

Creative Minority Report – Confirmed: Vatican received response. Encouraged.

Catholic News Service – Vatican says traditionalists’ response marks ‘step forward’ in talks

National Catholic Register – Vatican Confirms SSPX Response

Pat Archbold – Get Ready For SSPX Pandemonium

John Allen – Lefebvrite schism may be nearing an end

Hey, not so fast! Communiqué from the General House of the Society of Saint Pius X (April 18, 2012)

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