Behold! The Stupidity Of Politicizing Everything Under The Sun In 2013…

…will likely continue on into 2014.

The latest example of this ludicrous trend? Determining where you stand politically by what you drink, of course. I mean booze, see?

Seriously, there is an actual article to help point you in the right direction.

Dear Mr. Reid,

Stop politicizing my booze.

Thanks,

Joe Six-Pack, USMC

Ok. Back to the eggnog I was making. *Pro tip: use pastuerized eggs.