Tract Tuesday – part 3

FACT: children who are lied to about about the existence of fairy tales like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny will become terrorists and eventually end up on death row.

So, parents do us all a favor and stop turning your children into terrorists! (I’m looking at you Mr. and Mrs. Bin Laden!)

SPOILER ALERT: There is no Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, or Easter Bunny.

(As always, special thanks to the good people at Chick Publishing for all their hard work in putting this tract together.)