St. Paddy’s Day Limericks, Rob Bell Edition

While the biggest holiday going on is clearly the first real day of March Madness, we also want to recognize a little known day thatyou may have heard of- St. Patrick’s Day.

We can think of no better way to honor St. Patrick than to provide our readers with some tasty limericks regarding the media flap over Rob Bell.  Enjoy!

There once was a pastor named Piper
Who was so old that he wore adult diapers
He judged others so
Because only he knows
How to rank faith like Mel Kiper

There was a nice heretic named Bell
Whose strange ideas he did tell
Piper said “bye!”
And when rob asked “why?”
He said “you don’t believe in my hell”

A new book that came out is “Love Wins”
Inside it are all kinds of sins
Condemn it to hell
And increase its sales
But soon find it in clearance bins