Desperate Housewives of the Bible

You better watch out hipster churches, John Hagee is leaving the prophecy murals behind and getting culturally relevant!

Well, almost. Desperate Housewives is going off the air.

Which is, of course, a point of simultaneous sadness and jubilation in my house. Sadness on the part of my wife who loves it, and jubilation on my part since it will never again be consuming precious space on my beloved DVR. Praise be to God for whom all blessings flow!