The Most Awkward Jesus Painting I’ve Ever Seen

So, I stumbled across a treasure trove of amazing Jesus paintings today.

And I thought, I’ve got to share these!

So, I started going through them (there were a lot, you may recognize a few) to pick out the best ones to share.

There was business Jesus.

And creepy watching you sleep Jesus.

And excuse me is that my baby Jesus.

And never made it out of kindergarten Jesus. (Or Billy Madison Jesus, whichever you prefer.)

And lots more.

But then I saw it.

The single, most awkward Jesus painting I have ever seen.

I mean, I don’t even know if you’re ready to see it.

Seriously. It’s, um, yeah.

Are you sure you want to see it?

I mean it’s really, really awkward.

Ok, now I’ve built it waaayyy too much and it’s gonna be a huge let down.

Well, here it is anyway.

I call it “I can’t think of a title that won’t send me straight to hell Jesus.”

The best part??

For only $1,495.00 you can hang this gem in your living room and traumatize your kids for years to come!!