Is The Antichrist Using The Post Office To Send Secret Satanic Messages To Your Mailbox?

Is The Antichrist Using The Post Office To Send Secret Satanic Messages To Your Mailbox?

We’ve all been there.

A letter never arrived. Packages got damaged. That unpaid speeding ticket I definitely eventually paid mysteriously disappeared in the mail and a warrant was issued for my arrest.

It happens every day.

Well, if these or any other postal related frustrations have ever led you to suspect that the United States Postal Service is controlled by maleficent forces, it turns out you were right.

The Postmaster General is none other than the Antichrist himself.

And here’s the proof.

I mean, obviously the mere existence of junk mail is proof enough that Satan is running the post office.

But no prophetic issue is ever really settled, until the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse weighs in on the matter and tells us that it is so.

 


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