Welcome to the Apocalypse!!
See? Not as scary as you thought.
Well, we’ve almost reached the end of our journey. The winners of today’s matchups will move on to fight for the greatest championship ever in the history of ever.
In one corner, we have Pope Francis facing off against the bane of Christian Men Everywhere: Yoga Pants.
In the other corner, Fox News Christians rejoice and shout “That’s what we’ve been saying all along!!” as Liberals, Immigrants, Muslims, The Poor, & The Entire LGBT Community try to take down The Gospel.
As always, who moves on is up to you, but remember: unlike previous rounds, the polls for the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse round will stay open through the weekend and not close until midnight on Sunday. Also unlike previous rounds, you will not be able to see the results. Cause suspense building. So, you can’t get complacent and think your favorite is a lock to make it to the championship. You’ve gotta vote like the fate of the world depends on it. Cause it does.
The winners will be announced on Monday and the championship begins bright and early on Tuesday, March 24th at 8am.
And of course, don’t forget…
- You can vote on each matchup or just the ones you like. It’s totally up to you.
- Voting is unlimited. So, vote now and vote often. HOWEVER: After about 50 votes or so, you’ll probably see a “Thank you, we’ve already counted your vote message.” You might be able to come back and vote again after a few minutes off, but more than likely Poll Daddy will send you to a “cooling off period” that lasts about 4 hours. So, vote early and often, take a break, then come back and vote some more
or use a VPN to spoof your IP address. - The best way around the Poll Daddy cool off period is to get your friends and strangers to vote for your favorites. So share this post and get everybody you know to vote!!
And now, on with the show…..
THE POLLS ARE NOW CLOSED.
CHECK BACK TOMORROW MORNING @ 8AM EST TO FIND OUT WHO WILL BATTLE FOR THE 2015 AMERICAN JESUS MADNESS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
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