American Jesus Madness 2016 – Salacious 16 Results

Nearly every matchup this round came down to the wire.

Except for Ted Cruz’s never-ending crusade against The Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America.

Ted got blown out of the water.

Of course, that wasn’t much of a surprise, but I was shocked to see Two Corinthians go down so early. I thought it had a good chance of making the finals. Oh well, there’s always next year.

Actually, I hope there’s absolutely NOT a next year for Two Corinthians because that would mean Donald Trump is still part of the national conversation which would mean he was President which would mean Armageddon was at hand.

Hopefully, this is the sign of his imminent demise as a political figure.

Until then, we’ve still got a lot of voting to do. So, check out the results below and I’ll see you back here at 9am to start voting for the Exquisite 8!!

SALACIOUS 16 RESULTS

Donald Trump – 52%           Staying Awake – 48%

Ted Cruz – 9%        The Gay Liberal Agenda Trying To Destroy America – 91%

Second Amendment – 52%           Benny Holmes – 48%

Loving Your Enemies – 47%            Larycia Hawkins – 53%

Pope Francis’ Fiat – 52%           Like & Share If You Love Jesus – 48%

Mark Driscoll – 51%           Small Churches – 49%

Religious Right – 51%           Two Corinthians – 49%

Red Starbucks Cups – 52%       Resisting The Urge To Say Something Terrible On The Internet – 48%

BRACKET LEADERS

1. Richard McNeeley – 46 points

2. Julie Burke – 44 points

3. Katie Schostag – 38 points

4. Brenda Patik – 35 points

4. Jesse Burke – 35 points

4. Tom Brunder – 35 points

4. Shannon Greene – 35 points