10 Christian Books That Shouldn’t Exist

10 Christian Books That Shouldn’t Exist September 6, 2016

Sometimes I fall through an internet wormhole a discover a whole new world I either didn’t know existed or was in denial of.

This is a case of the latter.

I know there are plenty of bad Christian books out there, but I try not to think about just how bad they can be because I want to think the best of my fellow Christian writers.

But Google makes it hard to do that.

Really hard.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m no Mark Twain, but these books should not exist.

For example, this can be answered in just 4 words: No, no He doesn’t.

cats

Speaking of no, there aren’t enough nopes in the world for why this book shouldn’t exist.

helping

Fun fact about being cool and awesome: if you’re trying to be cool and awesome by reading a book about being cool and awesome, you’re already doing it wrong.

cool

Seriously. Who thinks of things like this??

mars Never forget kids, rock and roll is the devil’s music.

demons

This book alone set feminism in the Church back 50 years.

housewife

No words for this. Except, if true, I’m definitely going to hell.

fat

Um, what now?! Also, where is that hand coming from and what is it doing??

Zero. That’s the number of souls saved because of this book.

cb

Finally, I just couldn’t help myself. 🙂

institutes

 


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