Alice Cooper – The Sunday School Teacher

This has to be the greatest Sunday School class of all time.

Can you imagine showing up on a Sunday morning and hearing “I’m sorry children,  Mrs. Smith couldn’t make it today, so Mr. Cooper will be teaching Sunday School this morning.”

My only question is: Does he actually teach? Or just walk into the classroom and sing “School’s out for summer. School’s out forever. School’s been blown to pieces!”

SHOCK rocker Alice Cooper has been giving kids BIBLE CLASSES

By ANDREW SNELL

Alice, 63 — once barred from performing at a venue over claims his show was anti-Christian — is a substitute teacher at his local church.

He said: “You should see the look on people’s faces. ‘Alice Cooper teaching Bible class? But he’s the spawn of the Devil!'”

The reformed alcoholic — whose shows involve fake blood, electric chairs and snakes — holds the lessons in Arizona, US.

Alice — real name Vincent Furnier — added: “Surely people get it by now — Alice is just a character. Alice hates going to church, but I go every Sunday.”

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