Tract Or Treat

Jack Chick wants to wish everyone a Happy Halloween!

If you’ve been hanging around The American Jesus for a while, then you’ll remember Jack from the old Tract Tuesday series. He’s the godfather of the religious tract industry.

Now, of course, by Happy Halloween, I really meant “Happy-Pass-Out-Religious-Tracts-To Children-Day!”

Because obviously children would much rather get a religious tract than candy tonight. And clearly, their joy at getting such a tract instead of candy will have them bursting with excitement to ask Jesus into their heart.

At least, that seems to be Jack’s thought process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NxQw_AjCYA

I assume if Jack has grandchildren he also gives them tracts for Christmas.

And their birthday.

And every other opportunity he has to destroy a child’s joy.