This has the feel of an article from The Onion, but it is not. Herman Cain made a campaign stop at “The Holy Land Experience”- the Jesus themed park in Florida. The article is full of wonderful tidbits, but this excerpt is probably the most presidential: He (Cain) did have a slight worry at one point during the chemotherapy process when he discovered that one of the surgeon’s name was “Dr. Abdallah.” “I said to his physician... Read more
Introducing what we hope is the next great fitness craze: “The Gospel Line Dance.” Now you can praise the Lord while you burn off all that gluttony! So come one everybody, let’s get “electrified by Jesus!” Read more
As some of you might remember, Pastor Steven Anderson broke onto the scene with his epic video on how America will be destroyed if men don’t “pisseth against the wall”. Well, Pastor Anderson is getting back to his roots. In this video, we learn that “femi-nazis” who “don’t know their place” are trying to keep men from using the bathroom in a biblically appropriate manner. Your biblical bathroom instructions begin around the 4:15 mark Read more
Nothing against the guy leading this ministry. I’m sure he’s doing great stuff, but this story from the LA Times was literally an episode of King of the Hill. First the story. By Mike Miller Times Community News It was sundown in a mostly deserted parking lot tucked off Westminster Boulevard. The skateboarders had stopped, as they do every Thursday, to listen to the man with the Bible. A single lamppost shone over the makeshift skate park, where... Read more
We’re not making this up. 2 questions: 1) Will she run in slow motion to the manger? 2) Will David Hasselhoff being playing Joseph and if not, then why not? (CBS) Pamela Anderson and the Virgin Mary are two names you probably never thought you’d see in the same sentence. The former “Baywatch” actress has been tapped to star as the Virgin Mary in a comedic version of the Nativity story, set to air next month on the... Read more
Things that you will learn from the Chick Tract below: Satan is a shape changer, which would be an awesome superhero power The forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve ate was…. a pine cone? The Catholic Church was a clever plot by Satan to keep the Word of God from spreading The Catholic Church was behind the assassinations of both Lincoln and JFK Jack Chick is one crazy dude. Read more
A few months ago we posted this news report on ESOAL, a sort of boot camp for the Teen Mania army. Turns out the local news isn’t the only group interested in investigating exactly what the folks at Teen Mania are up to. This time, MSNBC got in on the act. Unfortunately, we missed the original airing. Fortunately, Christian Nightmares and Unreasonable Faith were kind enough to post the episode. So, here it is in its entirety. Watch... Read more
This is just awesome. This lady is my new favorite worship leader. For reals. Read more
I love golf. So, all this time I thought it would awesome to have a driving range next to my church. Turns out that would actually a little dangerous. Church fears God and golf balls By Eric Marrapodi, CNN Belief Blog Co-Editor (CNN) – Congregants at Faith Evangelical Presbyterian Church in Fairfax, Virginia, aren’t just bowing their heads to pray, they are also ducking golf balls. Despite nets and other efforts by a driving range that abuts the church... Read more
Did you know that you do not have to understand or even be able to read Greek or Hebrew in order to translate the Bible? In your ignorance you might have assumed that when Bible translation committees get together they pour over the oldest available Greek and Hebrew manuscripts, translate those manuscripts based on the most current scholarship available, and then through the guidance of the Holy Spirit coupled with their linguistic expertise, they make decisions on the... Read more
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