But this time it won’t be the owners locking out the players. Instead, the NFL will be locked out of it’s own stadiums because they will be used for revival services instead of football games. Apparently that was why NFL stadiums were built in the first place; NFL teams just didn’t realize it at the time. Makes sense. Found here Read more

    Unfortunately you can’t buy one of these “patriotic” crosses because they are apparently sold out. Nevertheless, they are a sight to behold. Thanks to Allen for sending this to us! Read more

    No, not that “Jailhouse Rock.” You know, the jailhouse that rocked when God busted Paul and Silas out of jail in the book of Acts. So witty. Read more

  A couple in Pueblo, CO is trying to steal Ken Ham’s ark thunder by building an ark of their own. Looks a little smaller than the original, or at least the version that Ken Ham and his buddies are trying to build in Kentucky. This couple does deserve some credit, however. They’ve solved the age-old problem of fitting all of the world’s animals onto a single boat. How’d they do it? Pretty simple actually. They used small plastic toy... Read more

    ….those are the only words we can decipher from this awesomely confusing video by an the even more awesomely named Christian punk band “Lust Control.” Rock on! Read more

    Real Godly men do manly stuff life bite cds, rip things apart with their bare hands, blow out sissy candles, and punch their friends. “Joe, hey, got a light?” “I’m gonna let it shine.” [Insert punch to the face] Mark Driscoll and Ed Young would be so proud. Found here Read more

    From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” file, we bring you a story about a “church” in Phoenix that has been busted for allegedly running a prostitution ring. Crazy enough right there, but that’s just the beginning. Turns out the “pastor” and his “staff” or “church members” (not sure what they prefer to be called) argue that these “healing sessions” (their words) they take “offerings” (again their words) for afterwards are actually part of their faith/church/possible genius... Read more

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