A while back we posted a super bizarre video of Erik Estrada riding a motorcyle with a puppet elephant while said elephant molested him. Turns out that clip was a small part of AN ENTIRE SHOW of “Christian” puppets trying to make out with Erik Estrada. I don’t really know what the good news is supposed to be in this episode of The Good News Gang. I think the moral of the story is you should love people... Read more
I still remember where I was. I’m sure you do too. For me, it was 8:03am CDT on September 11, 2001, the second plane had just hit the south tower and I was asleep. It was a Tuesday morning and usually I would have been up at 7:20am in order to roll out of bed and drag myself across the parking lot of my college dorm in order to make it to my 7:30am Biblical Exegesis class. That class was... Read more
Yes, this is the same guy from the Jesus turned water into grape juice video. Turns out he has lots of interesting views. According to Pastor David Grice the The Wizard of Oz is one of the wickedest movies of all time. Also, L. Frank Baum and the film’s creators are the biggest God haters of all time. Personally, I’ve always thought of The Wizard of Oz as an alternative gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. Sort of like... Read more
Welcome to “The Courtroom of Life” where the fate of your children is decided. The judge, who seems to be doing her best Robert De Niro impression, will make her ruling and decide who gets to raise these puppet children. Will it be television? Money? Knowledge? How about vices? Of course not! These puppet children will be raised by godly puppet parents! Listen carefully and you might just recognize some of the puppet voices. We’ll give you a... Read more
I’m not going to be able to write much about this video… mostly because it makes me so incredibly angry. It’s not because someone doesn’t like President Obama, and it’s not because someone is to the right of me politically. It’s because of the arrogant way that this person degrades the idea of serving others. It is a response to President Obama’s call to Americans to serve others on 9/11 to honor those servants that gave... Read more
That seems to be the question this amazing, hilarious, and spot-on satirical song seems to be asking. I just wish I could have been there to hear the sermon afterwards. As Mark Driscoll might say, I have a vision of it being a very good sermon. Thank Matthew Paul Turner for finding this gem and sharing it with the world. Read more
Mark Driscoll takes some time to tell us about different visions that he’s had over the years. Personally, I’m glad that I don’t have this gift because it seems like he mostly sees babies being molested or housewives gettin’ it on. If I received visions, I would want it to be of kittens playing with yarn or something. Guess visionaries can’t be choosy… Also, Mark’s congregants sure knows some honest child molestors, right? “Did you... Read more
Here at The American Jesus we have a love/hate relationship with fundie Baptists. We hate their “theology.” Or the ignorant, myopic, arrogant dribble they pass off as theology. On the other hand, we love their lunacy because it can be so entertaining. So, today, we thought we’d highlight a couple of particularly crazy fundies. First up, a video from the awful good folks at I’llBeHonest.com. A while back they taught us that depression is really your fault. Now, we... Read more
The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse is finally back with yet another instant classic!! Fact: We have no idea what Comet Elenin is. Although we assume, like most other things, that it will usher in the apocalypse. Read more
At least I’m pretty sure that’s what this painting is saying. Although, to be fair I’m not an art expert. I’m simply a self styled aficionado of the obvious. This painting was done by a guy named Jon McNaughton. You can check out his website here. Yes this picture is goofy and amusing, but as someone who takes the Christian faith seriously I find it to be rather disturbing. Here’s why. Two reasons. First, the implication of this painting is that the... Read more
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