A few weeks ago we featured the least amazing miracle ever: Behold, a mild toothache was cured! Today, we bring a “prophecy” that is less than amazing. It seems that a woman was “given a date” on which a “miracle” would happen. And that miracle was………she got married. Huh? What’s even funnier is 1)the total lack of emotion on the faces “prophets” for the “miracle” that occured….and 2)apparently you can order an entire CD of non-miraculous prophecies! I... Read more

    It doesn’t matter how softly you talk about your sexist views, you’re still sexist. Also, the statement “we see it in 1 Timothy and a number of other places” is flat out false. Is “women shouldn’t be elders” in one passage in 1 Timothy? Yes. Does this idea appear in “a number of other places” in the Bible? Absolutely not. This is the sort of throw away line that misogynistic, fundie Calvinists use to justify stances that really... Read more

    We’ve got one more gem for you this week from our favorite Christian recording artists, the Chrisagis Brothers. This time the boys go “hard rock” and teach us all a lesson about temptation. Read more

    We see a lot of people putting funny and weird spins on Jesus these days. Heck, we are those people. But we do it as satire in critique of what we feel is the unhealthy phenomenon that is American Christianity. Redneck Jesus, on the other hand, is serious. How serious is he? He’s “called by God” serious. Redneck Jesus isn’t a nickname this guy came up with for himself in an attempt at humor. This guy claims he... Read more

    Hopefully you remember the Chrisagis Brothers. They’re the twin brothers/Christian recording act that doesn’t seem to be aware that the 90s have been over for some time now. Anyway, we came across this video they made to declare their love for this great land of ours and….wow. Just wow. Read more

    Here’s a couple of interesting church signs I saw this weekend. First, the funny one. Now for the confusing one. I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Read more

    Fundie Friday is back!! Today we learn that if you’re really a Christian you would home school your kids or at least send them to a fundie private school. Otherwise, if they go to one of those pagan public schools, then they’ll probably end up in hell. My personal favorite part: “The Bible has something different to teach us about education. We are told that we are responsible for teaching our children.” Translation: “I don’t know where it... Read more

    Remember this guy from a couple weeks ago? He’s the “miracle worker” who could do the impossible: heal toothaches. Well, now he’s taking things to a whole new level! He’s not making the lame walk, the blind see, or the dead come back to life. No, he’s doing one better……..he’s healing stuffy noses!! He’s even got a nice backing track to really class up this “miracle.” Read more