Are you worried about your pets being “left behind” after the rapture? Well, have no fear because your atheists neighbors are here to help! Presenting…… Yes this is a real thing, at least in the sense that they would be happy for you to sign and contract and take your money. Of course, at that point they are legally bound to take care of your pets should Jesus decided to leave them behind. And we all know most lawyers don’t... Read more
Wow! There were some HUGE upsets this round! Personally, I was heartbroken and shocked to see great Stephen Colbert go down so early. Come on voters! Oh well, as Colbert would say: “the market has spoken.” Here are your Egregious 8: Ted Haggard 80% Westboro Baptist 81% Ron Luce 69% Jack Chick 88% Pat Robertson 69% Rick Warren 91% Joel Osteen 62% May 21, 2011 81% And here are your bracket leaders: 1. Yoav Lubelsky – 31 points 2.... Read more
Yes this is a real thing. Apparently they do “pole fitness” while listening to contemporary Christian music. You can’t make this stuff up. Pole Dancing for Jesus Kristin Kane – FOX26 News HOUSTON – Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area. It’s called Pole Fitness for Jesus. You’re probably... Read more
Big thanks to everyone that voted in the 1st round of the inagural American Jesus Madness Tournament! We had some big upsets, several blowouts, and a few close calls in the 1st Round. Don’t forget that voting for the Salacious 16 begins TODAY at 1pm CST!! Afterwards we will post the winners as well as the top 3 bracket leaders. 1st Round Winners: Interpretive Dance Lady (53%) Ted Haggard (70%) Westboro Baptist (68%) Stephen Colbert (62%) Mountaintop Jesus (60%) Ron... Read more
Are you worried about the “facts” and “science” your child is learning at school? Then you need to get your junior disciple a Fundamentalist Science Kit…. Read more
Below is the schedule for the American Jesus Madness Tournament. There first four rounds will be broken up into 3-hour voting blocks. During that time you can vote for who you want to win each matchup as many times as you want. Winners for each round will be announced as soon as I can get them posted following the end of each voting session . The Egregious Eight and Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rounds will take place on Monday following the same... Read more
Are you tired of hearing “Your Bible is a weapon against the enemy!” because you get frustrated not having the ammunition to put that weapon into action? Well, worry no more because Ray Comfort and his buddy Kirk Cameron are here to help. Good ‘ole Ray has grown tired of getting sidetracked by minor issues when he debates people (you know, minor issues like “facts”) and he’s guessing you feel the same way too. So, Ray has put together The... Read more
Ok maybe not Cee Lo himself, but his famous single has gotten the Christian treatment. In the long line of Christian remakes, this one just may be the best of all time. Found at Christian Nightmares Read more
We’ve done the research for you. So, all you have to do is vote for the winner. As promised here are the breakdowns of the matchups for American Jesus Madness. Mark Driscoll vs. Interpretive Dance Lady This one might seem like a no brainer. Driscoll is a man’s man. He doesn’t mess with sissy stuff like yoga. There is no way he would ever lose to a woman. But don’t be so quick to count this lady out. Not... Read more
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St. Paddy’s Day Limericks, Rob Bell Edition
While the biggest holiday going on is clearly the first real day of March Madness, we also want to recognize a little known day thatyou may have heard of- St. Patrick’s Day. We can think of no better way to honor St. Patrick than to provide our readers with some tasty limericks regarding the media flap over Rob Bell. Enjoy! There once was a pastor named Piper Who was so old that he wore adult diapers He judged... Read more