Welcome to part 1 of our new epic mini-series “Tract Tuesday.” Each Tuesday we will take a look at a different religious tract in hopes that it will save our souls from damnation. Today we learn about the “Birds and the Bees.” Well, not those birds and bees………the gay ones. Apparently, new laws have been passed or are being passed that require schools to bring gay couples in for show and tell. And if you disagree with that then it looks... Read more
Doug Giles is back to explain why sharia law is about to change America into Americanistan. This time he employs his puppet “Skunkboy” to explain how this is going to happen via a “re-imagining” of the John Lennon classic “Imagine.” Yes, you read that right. The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse needs to be taking notes….. [Fair warning….Skunkboy doesn’t always use church appropriate language] Read more
Cool story out of New Jersey– from the article: More than a dozen “warriors,” some on skateboards and bikes and toting colorful signs reading “Free Hugs,” approached everyone from homeless individuals to local shop owners and asked a simple question: Do you need a hug? “We want to show the city that we don’t have to spread the gospel through a sermon or preaching,” the church’s youth pastor, Eddie Velez, explained. “We can think outside the box. A simple hug... Read more
Worlds collide in this epic fundraiser. Personally, I can’t think of a better way to raise money than bringing together gospel music and wrestling. The only trajedy here is that it happened last year. Otherwise, they would have raised some serious funds from this guy. Special thanks to my friend Tommy for sending us this pic. Read more
Fresh off the presses the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse brings us a brand spanking new song just in time for Fundie Friday. (Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think he planned it that way.) Without further ado, here is the newest installment of what is sure to be part of an upcoming album, the oh so uplifting “Doom and Gloom”….. Personally, my favorite part of this gem is the Third Eagle’s multiple self shout outs. Simply amazing. The... Read more
One pastor gets waaaay too detailed when explaining what happens in gay bedrooms… Was the powerpoint presentation really necessary? Read more
I’ve always thought we needed more interpretive dances at church. I think this proves it…. Read more
You gotta love religious tracts. And of course by love I mean hate. Here’s one my friend David picked up the other day. It tells us exactly what will happen to our children if we don’t raise them right: Meet Bad Bob. Bob didn’t start out bad. He was made that way because his mother didn’t spank him enough. Eventually Bob’s lack of spanking caught up with him. And of course Bob eventually found himself in jail. One day the jail... Read more
We like church picnics here at American Jesus. A little while back, we saw church picnics getting sexy. Now we’re seeing them get bloody. From the article: “The rector of a Hingham church says parishioners trying to hold a post-Mass picnic at the town’s beach were interrupted by a Canadian goose being shot in front of them. The Rev. Timothy Schenk of the St. John the Evangelist Episcopal church said that the church was holding its “preach at the beach”... Read more
Let me preface this by saying I’m all for the diversity of worship. You can worship differently than me and not only is that ok, but I think it’s great. Much of the beauty of the church lies in her diversity. That being said I honestly don’t know what to make of this……. So many questions….. 1. Who’s idea was this? 2. What are they supposed to represent? 3. Where do you hide your kids? OR 4. How do you... Read more
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