[The following courtesy of intrepid internet searcher Jim Horn]
Check List Complete:
I scouted the area all summer. . .
I searched out the best location for my tree-stand . .
I set it all up a month ahead of time . . .
I trailed the herd . . .
I picked out a trophy buck ..
Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt . ..
Everything was in place . . ..
Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am . .. .
I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand . . .
This was destined to be an epic hunt . . ..
As I approached my deer stand . .
. . I changed my mind, decided to go to church instead.