A minister was driving too fast going down a slippery road on a rainy day when his car slid off the highway and rolled down an embankment coming to a stop after rolling over some six times. The pastor however escaped without a scratch and was dusting himself off when a drunk, who was trailing the pastor’s car pulled over to the shoulder and ran down the embankment to see if the minister was alright.
“You o.k.” slurred the drunk.
“Yes I’m just fine because thankfully the Lord was with me.” said the pastor.
“Wellll… he’d better get in my car and ride with me now,” said the drunk, “cause you near about killed him this time.”
(kudos to Ed Paxton for this one)