Viennese Torte and Retort

Vienna is a town of endless cafes, restaurants, sweet shops, curiosity shops, and culture of all sorts. For example…..
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Even Mozart is trying to talk you into eating sweets!! And if you don’t Mozart gives you his bitter beer face.
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I’d be fibbing, ala Pinnochio, if I told you these desserts weren’t good….tort34ctort12

Shoot there is even a Mozart cafe on the back side of the opera house which will serve you these things..and a Viennese coffee….
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This cafe is also right across from the Albertina art museum (see the previous posts) where you can even find unique creations by Max Ernst….
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While you’re sitting at the Mozart cafe you are liable to see anything…. like…. a pink copy of the Durer rabbittort23

And not far from that pink rabbit is this green one which sits on top of the bratwurst stand…. can you say Vienna sausage? I knew you could.
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However there is no fooling this dog, he knows that rabbit’s fake….
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If the Mozart is not your cup of coffee, you can always go to the Einstein which a kind of combo bar, sidewalk cafe, and restaurant. Turns out, Einstein actually lived in this building and was here at about the same time as Freud and Marx. Obviously, a lot of serious talk happened in the cafes here in the 1930s.
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The Einstein was only three blocks from our hotel, so we hung out there and took in the ambiance of cafe life in old Vienna