Dear Mr. Bear:
It has come to my attention that on the 29th day of this month there will be a bear-ram confrontation somewhere near Disney World. Inasmuch as this will be the first such confrontation in living memory, I would point out to you that bears do not fair well against rams with curly horns and a low center of gravity. In fact bears can’t even say “BA Ram U”, or so I am informed. I am also informed that one of the sponsors of this game is RAM trucks. That does not augur well for your chances. Since this confrontation will take place the day before my 64th birthday, I am assuming that the rams will be highly motivated, so do not be fooled by the baby blue uniforms. Lastly, I have been told your animals ‘barely’ have a quarterback left on your squad. Therefore, watch out for the flying Fedoras….. and I don’t mean hats.
The mystery of this revelation is great, but I am saying it refers to football…..