Name that Job Performer— Part Two


The Top 10

Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)

Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire

Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor

Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager

Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer/Climber

Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester

Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director

Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer

Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer

Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee

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