(1) SwaddleMe swaddling blanket, so baby and I can both sleep through the night beneath the stars (and eventually in our bamboo hut).
(2) Baby Bjorn, to carry baby with me as I hunt (free range cows and chickens) and gather (berries and plants and grains and hopefully some balsamic vinegar to spruce them up)
(3) Bumbo baby seat, so baby can sit upright in the shade while I suntan and exercise on the beach in anticipation of my joyful reunion with my dreamboat husband
If there was a little extra room on the S.S. Minnow, I’d also pack:
(1) Dark chocolate