Church Sign Epic Fails, “In-Your-End-O” Edition

Sometimes words fail. Especially on church signs!

There’s a shot for that.

Longest wins no offering for a year!

Yeah, cause breathing on mud and magic apples is more fathomable.

How many wrecks has this goof caused?

I always like games and a snack while learning how to sell my body for money.

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • jrieves

    “Whorship”? Isn’t that what got the Israelites in trouble? But, ya gotta admit, it would fill the pews. In more ways than one.

    • http://profiles.google.com/marc.k.mielke Marc Mielke

      Maybe the cult of Ishtar has had a resurgence? One could always hope.

  • Michael Mock

    Re: Big Bang Theory – maybe God just doesn’t like Geek humor?

    • http://musings.northerngrove.com/ JarredH

      Figures you’d beat me to that joke. ;)

    • The_L1985

      God didn’t like the latest episode, apparently.

  • Gabriel Pfefer

    Wonder where they find the VBS curriculum for that last one?


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