Church Sign Epic Fails, “Beefy Jesus” Edition

I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestling match. Jesus had me at first, until I did that Stallone “Over the Top” thing. Then he was toast!

I KNEW Jesus was juicing. Now we have proof.

Humility in church is one thing; these guys have a self esteem issue.

Seems here the separation between church and state is about…oh, four feet.

Definitely the way to change skeptics’ attitudes about Christians.

Nothing says “vibrant church” like a years-old neglected church sign.

Okay, enough the the steroid Jesus already!

This sign proudly brought to you by someone over 70 feebly attempting to be culturally relevant.

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.

  • Lee Harmon

    The “church and state” picture is a howler!

  • LoneWolf343

    I wonder how much steriods you have to take to come back from the dead.

  • Ruth Shaver

    Sadly, the “iPad? iPod? Try iPrayed!” sign has gained traction. I’ve seen it in our area just this week.


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