Church Sign Epic Fails: God vs the NSA (Pt 1 of 2)

I missed last week’s church signs since I was at wild goose. So enjoy a double shot this weekend. Here’s part one of two…

Trust me…the NSA doesn’t want to listen to you pray for a puppy.

See? THIS is why wee need to diagram the sentences on our church signs. Verbs versus adjectives…BIG difference people!

All socially arrested adults who are still living in their parents’ basements are welcome!

I’m confused. I always thought God had a big, fuzzy beard. Oh wait…

Good to see the baptists are jumping on the sex ed wagon.

About Christian Piatt

Christian Piatt is the creator and editor of BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE BIBLE and BANNED QUESTIONS ABOUT JESUS. He co-created and co-edits the “WTF: Where’s the Faith?” young adult series with Chalice Press, and he has a memoir on faith, family and parenting being published in early 2012 called PREGMANCY: A Dad, a Little Dude and a Due Date.


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