Unfortunately, she didn’t quite live to see the Millennium


St. Barack the Great

The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner: Future chronicles will note that, under his reign, the oceans ceased to rise and the planet began to heal.


Irena Sendler died in 2008.


In 2009, Barack Obama, still less than a year after he had inaugurated the era of universal harmony that we now enjoy, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for not being George W. Bush.