On girlz and luv

It reminds me of something I found in a logic book many years ago:

I love you.

Therefore, I am a lover.

All the world loves a lover.

You are all the world to me.

Therefore, you love me.

Now, I freely admit that these two specimens of logical argumentation seem to be working in vaguely opposite directions.

But the world is a complicated place, and you have to follow logic wherever it takes you.