Those silly Mormons are always saying things like “If you want to learn about Toyotas, you don’t go first to a Nissan dealership. If you’re interested in hearing more about Apple products, you don’t ask a Hewlett-Packard computer salesman. So why do you go to its critics to ask about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints?”
Ridiculous.
Only a Mormon would say such a desperate and shallow thing.
But here’s that same argument, once again: