Looking for a joke for this Sunday's homily?

A reader from the U.K. left this comment on another post:

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4 responses to “Looking for a joke for this Sunday's homily?”

  1. Thanks Deacon Greg – I still have two homilies to go and I’m stealing that one! Borrowing, I meant.

  2. Greg, take this as a little payback for the times you’ve saved me with homily ideas! My prayers are with you.

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