Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

Imaginary Yelp reviews from famous theologians

What might Martin Luther, John Calvin, John Wesley, Charles Spurgeon, Charles Finney, Billy Graham, John Chrysostom, Tim Keller, and the Apostle Paul say about Joel Osteen’s church, with its Prosperity Gospel and Power of Positive Thinking?

Anthony Sacramone has the spiritual gift of being able to give spot-on madcap imitations of famous preachers and theologians.  See what he does in imagining Yelp reviews of Rev. Osteen’s church from those distinguished figures.

The piece defies being excerpted, so just read the whole thing:

If Famous Preachers Left Yelp Reviews of Lakewood Church | Strange Herring.

"What do I love about America?Social Security (SSA)Medicare (CMS)Medicaid (CMS)Section 8 housing vouchers (HUD)SNAP food ..."

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"Per Veith's list suggestion:American music (Jazz, blues, rock, soul, zydeco, old timey country, etc.)the rule ..."

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"Another example:From NRO submissions editor Jack Butler:Free refillsCornholeThe smell of cut grass on a large ..."

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"For example:From NR editor Ramesh Ponnuru:BurgersAir conditioning“Have a nice day”The ConstitutionThe Grand CanyonDryers that workThe ..."

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