Please Stop Stalking Us, Mr. President

Fun thought experiment: If over the last four years somebody had sent to the White House dozens of e-mails with the same kind of creepy subject lines that the Obama campaign routinely dispatches* to my inbox, how long would it have taken before the Secret Service came knocking?

* The latest one, from Barack Obama, just says “hey.”

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