Archives for November 2007

What? Me, Mediocre?

Hello, all! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! So my wife Cat has this week off. Fun! Though, alas, it has made me a Blogger Lagger. So, to catch up. Below is a bit of a posting I began last week that I can tell I won’t finish this. Here’s as far as I got on a piece I was [Read More…]


Ahhh … Turkey Day. I’ll be having salami, but still. It’s good to have a day dedicated to being thankful. I … Whoa! Cat (wife) just awokened. I hear her in our bedroom, awakenizing. (It’s 6:30 a.m.) So, cool. She has the next ELEVEN DAYS OFF!! WHOO-FREAKIN’-WHOOO!! And now I’m outta here, cuz … awakeninzed wife. [Read More…]

Surprise (Or Not)! Men Are Spoiled!

Lately I’ve had reason to understand (via Six Tests to Determine If He’s Mr. Right and To Single Women: Men. Don’t. Change) that women find men as mysterious as I know men find women. That this is true comes as a bit of surprise to me. I always thought that trying to figure out a man was [Read More…]

The Wondrous Mystery of Dreams

A while back I wrote this, which pretty much no one read. Then, this morning, a woman from Kenya wrote me to say: “Hi. I had a dream last night that a pastor Lunalo came to preach in Kenya. He preached on a message and the whole street was paying attention to him. Unfortunately, I [Read More…]

The pain of the improving Church

In few respects [did Protestantism differ from Catholicism] more than in its establishment of the principle of an ongoing reformation. While most of the Reformers, once established, tended practically to resist extensions of reformation that would jeopardize their status and definition, almost all Protestants, at least nominally, assented to the idea that “ecclesia reformatat semper [Read More…]

Speaking of Chinese Food, I Just Made Some

I have food issues (he typed, whilst chowing on a huge slab of bread made with figs and anise). My issue is that I like to eat, and yet am not huge on cooking. I do all the cooking in our house, because I stay home and write while my wife Cat leaves the house every day [Read More…]

My Terrible Fortune

Last night my wife Cat and I went out to a Chinese restaurant. So guess what my fortune cookie said? “You will experience small success, especially in romance.” Which leaves me with two questions: 1. Does anyone out there know if “small” is Chinese for “great”? And 2: Am I the only person in the [Read More…]

Six Tests To Determine If He’s Mr. Right

Here are six tests you can use to help determine if he’s really Prince Charming, or Burpy the village idiot. [Read more…]

Single Women: Do Not Try To Change Him

A bit more on the general subject touched upon with yesterday’s, “Stop Wasting Time Looking for Mr. Right.” If you’re a single woman, a good thing to understand about any man with whom you’re thinking about getting more deeply involved or even married is that men don’t change. They are who they are. Love and [Read More…]

Why Jesus Didn’t Date

“How can Jesus be fully man without a sex drive? And if he has a sex drive, then how can he be sinless, since Matthew 5:27-28 says that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. What man DOESN’T ever look at women lustfully? [Read more…]