WHY IN THE WORLD would someone join Facebook, then disguise or hide his or her face?
WHY would this elusive entity replace his/her profile pic with a bouquet of flowers, or a rock star, or some saint or public figure of olde, or a photo of his dog?
AND WHY would this enigmatic soul mate adopt a fake name like “Padre Pio” or “Lovely Sun” or “IGotRabies” or “CookiesnCream”?
AND WHY would this cryptic compatriot then send me a friend request?
AND WHY would this cabalistic confrere expect me to accept? What, do I look like I was born yesterday?
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A helpful hint: If you’d like me to take you seriously, please show yourself in all your beauty and grace.