Please, let us be spared another round with Whoopi Goldberg.
Crystal’s time is done. When was the last time he turned in a worthwhile performance in a film? And Steve Martin, as much as I love him, is clearly tired of investing in worthwhile comedy, wasting his skills on Cheaper by the Dozen 2.
My dream would be Eddie Izzard, but too few people know who he is.
John Stewart? Steven Colbert? That would be a hoot, but they really aren’t Hollywood personalities.
My vote? Co-hosts Will Ferell and Jack Black.