One of my worst film-adaptation nightmares looks like it’s about ready to come true.
Charlotte’s Web, one of my favorite children’s books, was made into a fine animated film decades ago. But with the success of Babe, it became inevitable that the book would be turned into a live-action talking-animal movie.
I hoped and hoped they would do the job with dignity.
But alas, I’ve just seen a preview, and my worst fears are realized:
The trailer prominently displays a moment when a rat is running along a rail and is knocked off by the force of a noisy cow fart.
They’ve brought Charlotte’s Web that low.
I suspect that E.B. White would be even more disappointed than I am.