I note with displeasure

that none of my faithful minions have fanned out to get me those 98 followers so I can have a nice round number.

Very well, you force me to take this regrettable action:

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This was, believe me, as unpleasant an experience for me as it was for you and I hope I never have to show this kind of Tough Love again.

That is all!

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