Today, my minions, I give you the latest from St. Blog’s Deranged Genius, Victor Lams. It’s his anthem to the Civilization of Fear:

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We Dark Lords highly value Fear. It’s terrific for stampeding people into supporting our crazy schemes for gaining power in order to save the world by any means necessary.

You should be very afraid. I alone can save you from that Thing you should be very very afraid of. God can’t save you. Only I can (and you can be part of my glorious Mission). Together we can build a better tomorrow by killing a great many innocent people who need to be killed in order to accomplish the Greater Good. If they were still alive, they would be grateful I killed them because of the Great Good that will come after I’m done killing them. If I didn’t kill them, there’s no telling what that Thing you fear might do.

If you have any questions, watch the video again. And don’t listen to pantywaist Popes like John Paul II, who don’t understand what manly men need to do to achieve the Greater Good in the Real World. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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