Euphemism: A Certain Sign of the Presence of Evil

The government that gave you “enhanced interrogation” is now giving you “quantitative easing”. I don’t know nuthin’ ’bout high finance or econ, but I know something about common sense and the smell of rats:

If the curious cat creatures can be trusted (and who would distrust such adorable cartoon critters?), it would appear that we are being majorly swindled by a cabal of a few rich men, something that has, of course, never happened before in the history of the whole world, so how can it be happening now? I doubt there’s much to do about it since Caesar and Mammon appear to be very much in bed together.