The Military can focus on its primary mission: celebrating homosexuality as the source and summit of all that is good, noble and beautiful. Because *nothing* is more important than that we all know who is gay. Each and every soldier in our military needs to know which of their comrades is gay and needs to be compelled to celebrate that fact.
Tolerance is not enough. You. MUST. Approve!
In other news, my lonely quest to make the military celebrate Jolliness and focus on making me feel good about my appetites goes unheeded. Help! I’m being repressed! What is a military *for* if not defending my right to feel good about whatever appetites I might want to indulge?